
STOP! mha jo jo yer no a foggie bummer. Yer nooo… Translate: foggie bummer: the wild or carder bee. STOP! my darling dearest you are not a moss bee. You’re noooot… ′fɔgi bɔml The Scottish Word: … Continue reading Foggie bummer. →
Scottish Word: Doxy.

What am I daein here stuck wi you, ya doxy walrus and thon Orca that canni mak a decent cocktail if his life depended on it. No craik, nae farin, nae gemms, nae jiggin, nae singin, … Continue reading Doxy. →
Scottish Word: Birsle.

He’s a cuik tae be reckoned wi. Nae blitterie biled farin here. Bruckle scowdered reekin spicy divots tae nip ‘n birsle the mou an mak the een weep is the wye ahn ye need a cast … Continue reading Birsle. →
Scottish Word: Yeuk.

Hud yer heid still Clarice, so’s ah can scrat yer yeukit neb! Gettin powtert in the ee is yer ain faut if’n ye fidge ‘n fyke! There’s yir ee agin. Hud yer neb still ah tell … Continue reading Yeuk. →
Scottish Word: Lipper.

What wi the ice shelfs breakin mair n mair an meltin skelpin awa garin the sea tae grow mair n mair tae lipper gey near the limit o oor fleet dykes alang wi mair n mair … Continue reading Lipper. →
Scottish Word: Teet.

It disni herm the snake but blaws aw its deadly pushion oot. An the teet noise seems tae clear oot aw ither snakes fur auchteen miles aroond. Amazin. Translate: teet: the smallest squeak. It does not … Continue reading Teet. →
Scottish Word: Shairp.

I aye like my pincil as shairp as mha trusty scalpel. Translate: shairp: sharp. I always like my pencil as sharp as my trusty scalpel. ʃerp The Scottish Word: shairp with its definition and its meaning … Continue reading Shairp. →
Scottish Word: Fricht.

It is ma obleegation an duty as examiner o this pairt o yer practicall observatioun tae bring tae yer notice that we may suddenly at onie time measure in some wye hoo extreme or otherwyse yer … Continue reading Fricht. →

Wheesht min, dinni be sae daeless! it’s a boolder drapped oan ma leg no a chuckie, gie yer finger a rest. Tak a look an see hoo bad’s the leg an if we need tae phone … Continue reading Daeless. →
Scottish Word: Pease.

Can ah eat aw o yer pease if ah give ye aw o mha Easter Crackers? Ye ken oor Easter Crackers are tae mind us o the forcible crakin open o the Guid Great Purple Dinosaur’s … Continue reading Pease. →