Scottish Words tagged with: planet - 4 posts.

Naked Earth-man on an island on an alien world talking to a half submerged giant naked alien.

Scottish Word: Unbawndonit.

Tags: boat, island, nude, planet, rocket, stars

Oan the sicht o yer unbawndonit muckle bouk swimmin unner I wiz sweirt tae row on tae the rocket. But ah kent not ye spaikit the Scots weel or wiz a stravaiginger o the galaxy yersel. … Continue reading Unbawndonit. →

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Skeletal suited aliens on a purple planet catch the dreaded plague of pumpkinossity that spreads like wildfire.

Scottish Word: Harnpan.

Tags: first aid, halloween, planet, pumpkin, skeleton, spacesuit

Ahwww naw. It’s the dreaded pumkinossity. Ye get orange plooks aw ower the broo o yer harnpan an afore ye ken it yer heid puffs intae a muckle pumpkin an yer deid! It’s fungal an there’s … Continue reading Harnpan. →

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Lady flying saucer pilot who knows her light speed engineering describing the breakdown symptoms to the flying saucer rescue service employee.

Scottish Word: Wheeple.

Tags: alien, asteroid, automobile, engine, fixing, mechanics, moon, planet, rescue, space, spaceship, stars, ufo

“The plasma rackle gied a wheepling skirl fangling the anti-matter knewel an dunting the anti shoogle furlie oot o kilter makin oor sair shank landin a skelp doon.” Translated: wheeple: a tuneless whistling. “The plasma chain … Continue reading Wheeple. →

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A bipedal from earth and a tripedal from the red planet visible in the viewport making cross species conversation in a bar in space.

Scottish Word: Reid.

Tags: alien, bar, bottle, crisps, eye, eyes, glass, glasses, new year, peanuts, planet, space, spaceman, spacesuit, Whisky

“When ye get stottin fou on yir reid planet, dae ye see triple?” Translated: reid: red. “When you get really really drunk on your red planet, do you see triple?” The Scottish Word: reid with its … Continue reading Reid. →