Ahwww naw. It’s the dreaded pumkinossity.
Ye get orange plooks aw ower the broo o yer harnpan an afore ye ken it yer heid puffs intae a muckle pumpkin an yer deid!
It’s fungal an there’s nae cure.
harnpan: skull, brain pan.
Oh dear no. It is the dreaded pumkinossity.
You get orange spots all over the forehead of your skull and before you realise it your head inflates into a big pumkin and you are dead.
It is fungal and there is no cure.