Skeletal suited aliens on a purple planet catch the dreaded plague of pumpkinossity that spreads like wildfire.
The Scottish Word:


Ahwww naw. It’s the dreaded pumkinossity.

Ye get orange plooks aw ower the broo o yer harnpan an afore ye ken it yer heid puffs intae a muckle pumpkin an yer deid!

It’s fungal an there’s nae cure.


harnpan: skull, brain pan.

Oh dear no. It is the dreaded pumkinossity.

You get orange spots all over the forehead of your skull and before you realise it your head inflates into a big pumkin and you are dead.

It is fungal and there is no cure.

The Scottish Word: harnpan with its definition and its meaning illustrated and captioned with the word used in context in the Scots language and in English.

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