Ahwww naw. It’s the dreaded pumkinossity.

Ye get orange plooks aw ower the broo o yer harnpan an afore ye ken it yer heid puffs intae a muckle pumpkin an yer deid!

It’s fungal an there’s nae cure.

Translate:

harnpan: skull, brain pan.

Oh dear no. It is the dreaded pumkinossity.

You get orange spots all over the forehead of your skull and before you realise it your head inflates into a big pumkin and you are dead.

It is fungal and there is no cure.

harnpan
The Scottish Word: harnpan with its definition and its meaning illustrated and captioned with the word used in context in the Scots language and in English.