143 years of repetitive reading for archivists written by a robot marooned on a rock in space with his pencils, box of jotters, and his robotic dog.

Scottish Word: Spin.

Tags: asteroid, books, marooned, pencil, robot, robots, rockets, space, spaceship, stars, writer, writing

“Fur a 143 years ah spin through space marooned wi nowt but a dug tae clap an a diary tae scrieve an NOO ah lose ma pencil. Ma last one.” Translate: spin: progress favourably, journey in … Continue reading Spin. →

asteroid, books, marooned, pencil, robot, robots, rockets, space, spaceship, stars, writer, writing

Lady flying saucer pilot who knows her light speed engineering describing the breakdown symptoms to the flying saucer rescue service employee.

Scottish Word: Wheeple.

Tags: alien, asteroid, automobile, engine, fixing, mechanics, moon, planet, repair, rescue, space, spaceship, stars, ufo

“The plasma rackle gied a wheepling skirl fangling the anti-matter knewel an dunting the anti shoogle furlie oot o kilter makin oor sair shank landin a skelp doon.” Translate: wheeple: a tuneless whistling. “The plasma chain … Continue reading Wheeple. →