Hoi! Did naebuddy ken ah wiz a clinkit buddy afore they hitched you up as a coonterwecht! Mah chair’s aluminium inaw tae! Translated: clinkit: thin emaciated. Hey! Did no one know that I was an emaciated … Continue reading Clinkit.
‘Hoi lassy, mind yirsel. Yir breeks huv slipped up yir sheuch.’ Translated: sheuch: furrow or trench. ‘Miss, miss, you must attend to yourself. Your bikini bottom has slipped unawares betwixt your buttocks’
“Yir fags are drookit!” Translated: Drookit: drenched. “Yir fags are drookit!”: “On my journey to the shop and back I’m sorry to say your bags of cigarettes got very very wet.”