Scottish Words tagged with: false teeth - 3 posts.

Lit match causes idiot's head to explode in a fire cloud.

Scottish Word: Pow.

Tags: braces, false teeth, gunpowder, match, tins

Yiv blowdered yer pow intae orbit agin an I doot I’ll be able tae retrieve this time tae stick it back. It’s no like ye hivni been warned o aw the dangers o scorchin oot yer … Continue reading Pow. →

braces, false teeth, gunpowder, match, tins

Please be patient - as the artificial body parts each soul acquired in life are forcibly removed crossing the security barrier - security measures are for your well being.

Scottish Word: Auld Nick.

Tags: bars, beard, club, false teeth, gate, key, security, sign, steps

“Weel Auld Nick’s actions huv noo been set tae ‘credible threat’ which now means that for safeties sake there’s nae admission o any extras includin falser’s, hip replacements, specs, indeed any non natural fixins, an service … Continue reading Auld Nick. →

bars, beard, club, false teeth, gate, key, security, sign, steps

Why grannies have not yet ventured into space.

Scottish Word: Vex.

Tags: alien, false teeth, granny, gravity, helmet, monster, space, spacesuit, suit, tangle, teeth, tentacles

“There’s nithin in zero gravity mair vexin than yer wallies loosed in yir helmet.” Translate: vexin: irritating. “There is nothing more irritating in zero gravity than one’s false teeth getting loose within one’s helmet.” The Scottish … Continue reading Vex. →