![Frankenstein's masterpiece monster knows there is a problem but has not yet grasped that his left hand is on his right arm and his right hand is on the left.](https://stooryduster.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/2011-08-07-pernicketie-150x150.jpg)
“Ah’m no wanting to be ower pernicketie Doctor F. but I think there’s somethin awry here, I jist canni put ma finger on it.” Translate: pernicketie, pirnickitie: very precise, obsessed by detail, fussy. “I do not … Continue reading Pernicketie. →
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“Strewth – he’s aff tae the dunny an he sez it’s the skitters from too many days o auld bubbly jock leavin’s, and he’s hoping the whisky’ll cure it.” Translate: skitters: diarrhoea. “Goodness – he is … Continue reading Skitters. →
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![A group of workers enjoying lunch.](https://stooryduster.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/2001-02-01-piece-150x150.gif)
‘Foo is’t, gaffer, that quines nivir git thir piece mankit?’ Translate: piece: sandwich. ‘Boss, how is it that girls never get their sandwich dirty?’ Poise – in my experience girls always seem to have more poise … Continue reading Piece. →
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