Dinni worry aboot the real giant alien clockin us daein the repairs tae oor counterfeit Tarquin, they’re no awfy sparkie. Their harn canni hack the camstairy uptak. It’ll gang inta ootricht denial in a second ahn … Continue reading Sparkie.
“It’s nae yis. It’s ower sair ah’m knackered an ahm stoppin awhile.” Translated: ower sair: too painful, excessively sore. “It is hopeless. It is too painful I’m completely worn out and I’ve come to a decision … Continue reading Ower sair.
“Hoi! It’s ower an oor ago, it wiz, since ah telt yez tae awa tae yer scratcher!” Translated: scratcher: bed. “Hey! It’s over an hour ago, it was, since I told you two to get away … Continue reading Scratcher.