Awa ben tae her library Gretel an tak doon thon bound volume we spied ca’d Maledicta (The International Journal of Verbal Aggression)*. Tho I’m almost sweart tae spier efter whit aw thae sweerie curses she’s spittin … Continue reading Spier.
“The Grand High Sook Table of the Scottish Association of Who Sooks the Longest Gets the Rest of the Packet and the Change.” Translate: sook: to suck. “The Grand High Suck Table of the Scottish Association … Continue reading Sook.
“Right son, hoo many grannie-sookers di ye want in yir poke?” Translate: poke: bag. “All right young man, how many pan-drops (sweets grannies love to suck) do you want in your bag?” The Scottish Word: poke … Continue reading Poke.
“Yir skoosh is doon the cundie fur it’s bad fur yir teeth. Ah’ll gie ye milk.” Translate: cundie: road drain. “The reason your fizzy sugary drink is going down the drain is because it is bad … Continue reading Cundie.