Scottish Word: Neep.
“Pumpkin or neep? Pumpkin or neep? Either wye the soup gies ye evil pumps.” Translated: neep: turnip. “Pumpkin or turnip? Pumpkin or Turnip? Either way the soup gives one the most vile intestinal wind.”
Scottish Word: Ugsome.
“Awa wi ye, ye undichtit unbekent ugsome urf.” Translated: ugsome: disgusting, loathsome, horrible. “Away with you, you unwiped unknown loathsome stunted being.”