Guisers debating the last element of their costume for halloween.
The Scottish Word:

Neep.

“Pumpkin or neep? Pumpkin or neep? Either wye the soup gies ye evil pumps.”

Translated:

neep: turnip.

“Pumpkin or turnip? Pumpkin or Turnip? Either way the soup gives one the most vile intestinal wind.”

[neep spelled out in the phonetic alphabet.]

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