Wife with porridge box and paste box expaining her husband's lumpy badly done wallpapering.

Scottish Word: Parritch.

Tags: boots, brush, bucket, porridge, rat, skill, slippers, wall

I think it’s lumpy because you’ve used the parritch mix instead o the wallpaper paste mix dear. Nae wonder the rat’s eating it. Ahn tae mak it warse ye’ve used ma insta-mix special extra lumpy hip … Continue reading Parritch. →

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A Scot's mum exercising her not insignificant muscles.

Scottish Word: Spurtle.

Tags: boy, cook, mum, pliers, porridge

“She maks that guid a porridge it’s a hard job pullin oot the spurtle.” Translate: spurtle: porridge stirrer – often formed in the shape of a thistle. “She makes a porridge so exceedingly excellent that it … Continue reading Spurtle. →

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