The Scottish Word:

Pump.

“Ooooh mair tea vicar? Ah hope it wisni Elsie’s neep sconettes’ that garred ye pump sae fell.”

Translated:

pump: break wind, fart.

“Ooooh more tea vicar? I do hope it was not Elsie’s small turnip scones that made you pass wind so fiercely.”

[pump spelled out in the phonetic alphabet.]

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