Two men with a trolley holding a giant tube of toothpaste on top of a huge wall are cleaning the teeth of an ape the size of King Kong. While below another manicures its nails.

Scottish Word: Gam.

Tags: ape, brush, fingers, jungle, spikes, teeth, wall, wellies

Cleanin the gams o Kong’s Bairns aw day every day. Is this really the best job on this island you could’ve got us? An what happened tae the previous folk on the job? Translate: gam: a … Continue reading Gam. →

ape, brush, fingers, jungle, spikes, teeth, wall, wellies

Scottish Word: Wicht.

Tags: armour, dent, dents, helm, helmet, mace, rivets, spikes, steel, strike

“That’ll dae ma man, ahm noo convinced ma heulm is wicht.” Translate: wicht: strongly constructed, stout. “That will be enough my man, I am now convinced that my heulm is soundly constructed.” The Scottish Word: wicht … Continue reading Wicht. →