Scottish Words tagged with: shock - 3 posts.

Old man distracted while out on his keeping fit walk by the bosoms of the comely cyclist.

Scottish Word: Stammle.

Tags: bicycle, bosom, breasts, crash, girl, grandad, moustache, pedestrian, reflector, road, shock, skin, wheel

“Jings yer pulse is fairly fleein, but ah’m no a real nurse ye ken. I wiz jist bikin bye on the way tae a fancy dress foy when ye suddenly stammled intae the leerie stoup – … Continue reading Stammle. →

bicycle, bosom, breasts, crash, girl, grandad, moustache, pedestrian, reflector, road, shock, skin, wheel

De-gaussing a spaceship over a golf course containing golfers getting hit by the live discharge is a bad idea.

Scottish Word: Chairge.

Tags: alien, cloud, club, conductor, golf, grass, lightning, shock, spaceship, strike

“Fur some reason efter ye click this it taks ages fur the whole panel tae chairge up again.” Translate: chairge: charge. “For some reason after you click this it takes ages for the whole panel to … Continue reading Chairge. →

alien, cloud, club, conductor, golf, grass, lightning, shock, spaceship, strike

A very startled bare bottomed gentleman on the toilet.

Scottish Word: Dicht.

Tags: bottom, clean, flush, fright, knees, newspaper, shock, toilet, trousers

‘WARNING. Auto doup dichter in operation.’ Translate: dicht: to wipe. ‘WARNING. Automatic bottom wiping mechanism in operation’ The Scottish Word: dicht with its definition and its meaning illustrated and captioned with the word used in context … Continue reading Dicht. →