"Ah ken, but it’s the thoucht that coonts, ma wee pal." Translated: coont, cwint: add up, count. "I know, but it’s the thought that counts, my small new acquaintance and friend." kunt gesture. It’s three weeks … Continue reading Coont
"Ye better come an document the hell oot o this, it’s gonna cause a stooshie." Translated: stooshie, strushie, strooshie: a disturbance, commotion, tumult, squabble. "You had better come and document this thoroughly, it is going to … Continue reading Stooshie
‘WARNING. Auto doup dichter in operation.’ Translated: dicht: to wipe. ‘WARNING. Automatic bottom wiping mechanism in operation’