“Jings yer pulse is fairly fleein, but ah’m no a real nurse ye ken. I wiz jist bikin bye on the way tae a fancy dress foy when ye suddenly stammled intae the leerie stoup – ye must hae been distracted by something or other.”
stammle: stagger, stumble, blunder.
“Goodness, your pulse is fairly racing, but I am not a real nurse you know. I was just cycling past on my way to a fancy dress leaving do when you suddenly blundered into that lampost – you must have been distracted by something or other.”