“It’s a scash oer awthin n nothin as usual.” Translated: scash: squabble. “It’s a squabble over everything and nothing as usual.”
“Doo poo on the broo’s considered guid luck ye ken – ye should be happy.” Translated: broo: forehead. “Pigeon crap dropped on the forehead is considered good luck you know – you should be happy.”
‘I’m fair pouskered, let’s go WITH the gale for a change.’ Translated: pouskered: exhausted, worn out.