"Ah’m tellin ye Tabatha, Hoolet’s shern free erse is nae indication that yer due a dryte ony time soon for yer compost."
dryte, drite, drait: defecate, poop, excrement.
"I am telling you Tabatha, Owl’s nice clean bottom is not an indicator that you are due to get a poop any time soon for your compost."
What is the cat’s real purpose – and is she right about the owl’s intention?
But most of all what is the dog’s secret agenda?