The owl gets the fright of its life and is lucky to only lose a few feathers as the blind mice warned by reverse engineering a gramophone into an early warning listening device lash out with baseball bats.

Scottish Word: Slee.

Tags: blind, fog, gramophone, grass, mice, nursery rhyme, owl, stick, three blind mice, wing

“Aye ye hoolet ye, yer no sae slee as ye think ye are noo that we’ve got oor secret weapon yokit an sicker. Wir warned.” Translate: slee: go or come silently. “Yes you owl you, you … Continue reading Slee. →

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Two angels getting blown about by their agitated colleagues downwind.

Scottish Word: Clamjamfry.

Tags: angels, breeze, cloud, halo, harp, wind, wing, wings

“Why’s that clamjamfry ower there so skeerie the-day an in sic a flap?” Translate: clamjamfry: crowd, company, flock. “Why is that mob over there so agitated today and in such a flap?” Breeze: I’m imagining what … Continue reading Clamjamfry. →

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