The owl gets the fright of its life and is lucky to only lose a few feathers as the blind mice warned by reverse engineering a gramophone into an early warning listening device lash out with baseball bats.

Scottish Word: Slee.

Tags: blind, fog, gramophone, grass, mice, nursery rhyme, owl, stick, three blind mice, wing

“Aye ye hoolet ye, yer no sae slee as ye think ye are noo that we’ve got oor secret weapon yokit an sicker. Wir warned.” Translate: slee: go or come silently. “Yes you owl you, you … Continue reading Slee. →

blind, fog, gramophone, grass, mice, nursery rhyme, owl, stick, three blind mice, wing

Man and dog reminiscing on the wind up record player.

Scottish Word: Cuiter.

Tags: Age, dog, fossil, gadgets, gramophone, grandad, handle, laptop, old, rug, time

“Seems like caw haunled furlies ye can cuiter yersel are on the way oot.” Translate: cuiter: mend, patch up. “It seems like handle fitted wind up devices that one can mend oneself are on the wane.” … Continue reading Cuiter. →