“Ye wee bisom! Ye’ve no need fur tae waste sic muckle slabs o pizza as thon for tae cover the modesty o a drochle as yersel.”
bisom, bussom, besom: scolding term for a misbehaving woman or girl, a hussy, also a broom. The term can be used in affection as well as in censure.
“You little Hussy! You have no need to waste such large slabs of pizza such as those to cover the modesty of a short person as yourself.”