three legged monster with teeth simpering, mincing and primping, looking for food.

Scottish Word: Mimp.

Tags: binoculars, bow, brain, eyeball, nails, ribbon, shoes, socks, spats, tie

Dinni be fooled by its mimpin an primpin. Its heid’s aw teeth an its brain’s in it’s belly. It’s no a bonnie thing ataw an neither will we be if it gets a hud o us. … Continue reading Mimp. →

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Bubble monsters trapping earth citizens in bubbles but the Olympic class ribbon gymnast in a blue body stocking is dodging and whipping its eyes out.

Scottish Word: Ramstougarous.

Tags: aliens, bubbles, eye, ribbon, tentacles

“Owya! Ye ramstougarous blue whipitie-stourie earth scum, I’ll swing for ye.” Translate: ramstougar, ramstouger, ramstougarous: disorderly, rough in manner, boisterous. “Yeeouch! You rough mannered light footed nimble blue person earth scum, I’ll willingly murder you and … Continue reading Ramstougarous. →

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