Blind man accidentally poking his helpers in the eye.

Scottish Word: Blin.

Tags: blind, care, eye, injury, owner, poke, shout, small, stick

“Hoi min ye’ll have us all blin – watch where yer wavin yir cane.” Translate: blin: blind. “Hey man you will end up making us all blind – be watchful as to where you are waving … Continue reading Blin. →

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Risk assessment about to be proved so right - as the school child's sharp pencil point approaches the backside of the lion.

Scottish Word: Widni.

Tags: bars, cage, lion, pencil, poke, pupil, pupils, school, trip, victim, zoo

“Nah dinni dinni, ah widni dae that if I wus you Wullie.” Translate: widni, widna: wouldn’t, would not. “No don’t don’t, I would not do that if I was you William.” The Scottish Word: widni with … Continue reading Widni. →