Dinni pity them bumbazed craiters poppin in an oot o boxes but instead spare a thoucht for us.

We’re aye gettin peerie-heidit and gyte wi huvin tae keep this whirlie maleerie place up tae scratch wi jist floatin ledders an pent.

The puggie an the pangolin are the warst tho, they’re aye pauchlin oor rollers.

Translate:

peerie-heidit: a state of mental confusion.

Do not pity these perplexed creatures popping in and out of boxes but instead spare a thought for us.

We’re constantly getting mentally confused and maddened with having to keep this spinning strange place in tip top condition with nothing but floating ladders and paint.

The monkey and the pangolin are the worst though, they’re always nicking our rollers.

piriˈhidət
The Scottish Word: peerie-heidit with its definition and its meaning illustrated and captioned with the word used in context in the Scots language and in English.