Dinni pity them bumbazed craiters poppin in an oot o boxes but instead spare a thoucht for us jannies.
Jannies gettin peerie-heidit and gyte wi huvin tae keep this whirlie maleerie place up tae scratch wi jist floatin ledders an pent.
peerie-heidit: a state of mental confusion.
Do not pity these perplexed creatures popping in and out of boxes but instead spare a thought for us caretakers.
Caretakers who are getting mentally confused and maddened with having to keep this spinning strange place in tip top condition with nothing but floating ladders and paint.