A young lad who has not quite acquired any charm or diplomatic skills as yet - and reaping the consequences.

Scottish Word: Fornacket.

Tags: boy, chat up, cigar, girl, insult, slap

“Oooyah that’s a fornacket an a half for young Clarkson there an no mistake.” Translate: fornacket: hard slap, wallop. “Oooyah that was a wallop and a half for young Clarkson there and no mistake.” The Scottish … Continue reading Fornacket. →

boy, chat up, cigar, girl, insult, slap

Politically incorrect rude dinosaur of a male brought up to date by a deserved slap from a leather clad delivery girl.

Scottish Word: Peep.

Tags: caretaker, clipboard, girl, hand, leather, man, receptionist, slap, strike

“Aye that’s nipped his gas at a peep.” Translate: peep: an amount small. “Yes indeed, that has seriously and immediately diminished his self centred arrogant chauvinist attitude.” The Scottish Word: peep with its definition and its … Continue reading Peep. →