“Oooyah that’s a fornacket an a half for young Clarkson there an no mistake.” Translated: fornacket: hard slap, wallop. “Oooyah that was a wallop and a half for young Clarkson there and no mistake.”
Scottish Word: Numpty.
“Only a numpty wid dress for the beach like that. Ye numpty ye!” Translated: numpty: idiot. “Only a fool would dress for the beach like that. You fool you!”
Scottish Word: Daft.
‘Dinni be daft tak it aff.’ Translated: daft: silly. ‘Don’t be silly take it off.’ Say ‘Pants to Poverty’ Make a donation to Comic Relief – here!