Santa and Elf surprised and shocked by the suspicions of the scantily clad girly presents.
The Scottish Word:

Sprog.

"This disni sound like a gift suitable for a sprog tae me Santa, ah’d do a backgroond check on that list if I wiz you."

Translated:

sprog: bright but undersized boy.

"This does not sound like a suitable gift for a even a bright small boy to me Santa, I would do a background check on that list if I was you."

[sprog spelled out in the phonetic alphabet.]

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