Ah kent ah wiz ill-hung-thegither but this is takin the piss.
Hoo’d ye jine a puggie’s haun that size tae sic a muckle airm like mine an get it tae work?
It IS a puggie’s haun, is it? IS it?
It better no be some wee hairy bairn yiv cut up for the haun or I’ll pert yer heid frae yer shudders.
I’ll swing fur ye.
ill-hing-thegither: awkwardly knit, clumsily built,
I knew that I was unnaturally and badly put together but this is taking it absurdly too far.
How did you join a monkey’s hand that size to such a large arm as my own and get it to function?
It IS a monkey hand is it not? IS it?
It had certainly better not be some little hairy child that you have cut up for the hand or I shall part your head from your shoulders.
I shall surely swing on the gallows for you.
The Scottish Word: ill hung thegither with its definition and its meaning illustrated and captioned with the word used in context in the Scots language and in English.