“WARNING. Dinna listen tae The Bard at full blaw set tae music in a barley field ower the hearst.”
hearst, hairst: harvest.
“WARNING. Do not listen to poetry at full volume set to music in a barley field during the harvest.”
Wee sleekit, cow’rin, tim’rous beastie,
O, whit a panic’s in thy breastie