Fascist self important general trying to berate a giant genie and about to be tree'd for his trouble.
The Scottish Word:

Brangle.

Ah’m socially distancin here ahn if ye continue tae brangle thon shilpie widdie at me ah’l tak this bauk o a tree as a baston tae dunt ye intae the grund.

Ah’m communing wi nature here tae keep the heid.

I wisni by oniebuddy till you kem nebbin in.

brangle: shake, move unsteadily, brandish.

I am socially distancing here and if you continue to brandish that thin stick at me I will take this beam of a tree as a cudgel to smack you into the ground.

I am communing with nature here to keep sane.

I was not near anyone until you came nosying up.

ˈbraŋl

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