A human shaped thing with its back to us in front of a porthole of stars is admiring itself in a hand mirror while sitting in a chair with its human brain visible through a glass dome on a metal skull while an Igor type person to the side is pulling up a zip on the back of what looks like a suit of skin to close it up around the head area.

Scottish Word:

Tags: brain, mirror, skin, suit, toes, zipper

Yir made tae measure skin will be a braw fit Ellon but please dinni keep threapin on aboot buttons. Tak it from me as a third generation skin tailor and fitter that zips are much preferred … Continue reading →

brain, mirror, skin, suit, toes, zipper

Lady and a Pirate Captain prepare for the night.

Scottish Word: Cleek.

Tags: captain, crutch, dress, dressing, girl, hat, hook, leg, old woman, peg, pirates, sea, ship, woman, zipper

“If ah can fit ma cleek into yir pou tab I’ll hae ye sorted in a jiffie.” Translate: cleek: substantial metal hook. “If I can fit my hook into your pull tab I’ll have you dressed … Continue reading Cleek. →