Yir made tae measure skin will be a braw fit Ellon but please dinni keep threapin on aboot buttons.

Tak it from me as a third generation skin tailor and fitter that zips are much preferred tae buttons.

Yer heid buttons up the back or yer heid zips up the back? I contend that the second wid miscomfit ye the least.

Once I inject the gel culled frae babies tae pink it and puff it oot ye’ll be feelin yer murderous self again in no time.

Translate:

Miscomfit: to displease, offend.

Your made to measure skin will be a great fit Ellon but please do not keep on contending about buttons.

Take it from me as a third generation skin tailor and fitter that zips are much preferred to buttons.

Your head buttons up the back or your head zips up the back? I contend that the second would offend you the least.

Once I inject the gel culled from babies to pink it and puff it out you’ll be feeling your murderous self again in no time.

mɪskʌm′fɪt
The Scottish Word: miscomfit with its definition and its meaning illustrated and captioned with the word used in context in the Scots language and in English.

Inktober #26 Zip.

Insults

In Scotland if anyone is trying to trick or fool you and you catch them then a common response is ‘dae ye think my heid buttons up the back’ it can also be used as an insult if telling someone off for being a fool ‘Your head must button up the back.’.