Ah’ve div whit ye telt me doctor – fower sets o twenty flaps twice a day iviry day huddin it at least twa inches aff the grund ahn still the wecht winni shift.
Ah can barely catch a midgie the state o me.
Whut ivir ahm ah tae dae?
wecht, wycht, waicht, waucht: weight.
I’ve done what you told me doctor – four sets of twenty flaps twice a day every day holding it at least two inches off the ground and still the weight will not shift.
I can barely catch a midge in this state.
What ever am I to do?