I jist think were gonna get done fur cheatin.

First, oor towein sharks are clearly veesible, second we’re no rowin, an third, pets are forbidden tae tak pairt in the race.

Ahn tae tap it aw we’re contravenin health an safety wi lettin wee Archie ride the shark. In the scud inaw.

We’re nivir gonna win the oarsmins’ golden bottle- are we.

Translate:

tap: top.

I just think were going to get done for cheating.

First, our towing sharks are clearly visible, second we’re not rowing, and third, pets are forbidden to participate in the race.

And to top it all we’re contravening health an safety with letting little Archibald ride the shark. Naked, no less.

We’re never going to win the oarsmens’ golden bottle – are we.

tap
The Scottish Word: tap with its definition and its meaning illustrated and captioned with the word used in context in the Scots language and in English.