Haein a shilagie plant fur a guru isnae gonna work for you I’m thinkin.

I doot that onie plant can exert the fluence on you.

Ahn if it does, I’m thinkin it’s coontered by you smoking its leaves oot o that jar, and by the wye, causin aw this reek.

Translate:

shilagie, shellagy, shallag, shallogie: The coltsfoot, Tussilago farfara, esp. its leaves used by juvenile smokers as a substitute for tobacco.

Having a Coltsfoot plant for a guru isn’t going to work for you I’m thinking.

I doubt that any plant can exert the fluence on you.

And if it does, I’m of the opinion that its influence is countered by you smoking its leaves out of that jar, and by the way, causing all this smog.

ʃɪ′lɑgi]
The Scottish Word: shilagie with its definition and its meaning illustrated and captioned with the word used in context in the Scots language and in English.

Coltsfoot.

Coltsfoot is a perennial herbaceous plant that spreads by seeds and rhizomes. It is often found in colonies of dozens of plants. The flowers, which superficially resemble dandelions, bear scale-leaves on the long stems in early spring. The leaves of coltsfoot, which appear after the flowers have set seed, wither and die in the early summer. The plant is typically 10–30 cm (3.9–11.8 in) in height. The leaves have angular teeth on their margins. Wikipedia 10 February 2024.