“Ye dinni need yer big plastipoke the-day. Ah’m oan the pan an it does flush.”
plastipoke: plastic bag, plastic carrier bag.
“You don’t need your big plastic bag today. I’m on the toilet pan and it does flush.”
A plea to all dog owners. Pick up the shit. And seriously you can train a dog to poop on command providing you pick a time when you are sure it has some ready to poop out.