A well trained but rather large talking dog in the bathroom.
The Scottish Word:

Plastipoke.

“Ye dinni need yer big plastipoke the-day. Ah’m oan the pan an it does flush.”

Translated:

plastipoke: plastic bag, plastic carrier bag.

“You don’t need your big plastic bag today. I’m on the toilet pan and it does flush.”

[plastipoke spelled out in the phonetic alphabet.]

A plea to all dog owners. Pick up the shit. And seriously you can train a dog to poop on command providing you pick a time when you are sure it has some ready to poop out.

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