“They mak great wee pets an it loves wearin claes which is great cos if it poops in the hoose the keech’s trappit in its breeks.”
Translated:
keech; keich; kich: excrement, dirt of any kind.
“They make great little pets and it loves wearing clothes which is great because if it defecates in the house the excrement is trapped in its trousers.”
![[keech spelled out in the phonetic alphabet.]](/comics/phonetics/keechph.gif){kind=small}
Also used in Northern Ireland
for shit!
Ulster Scots or Gaelge !!!
Ah wiz up tae ma oxters in keich…
Literal translation:
I was up to my armpits in poo, equivalent to “I was up to my neck in it”
using Keech from now on
Ach yer bums aw keech is a Scots term meaning awa you go and dinnae slaver shite