Going by the contermacious invious expression on its dovie pan I think it wants yer woolly hat wi the sonsie toorie for itsell.
Its nae chance though, dafty that it is.
toorie, tourie: the pom pom on top of a tam-a-shanter or other head coverings, an ornamental top, tuft or hairbun.
Going by the obstinate envious expression on its stupid face I think it’s after your woolly hat with the attractive wool bobble on the top for itself.
It will have no success, stupid thing.