‘Mad Heighlander on a canterin cuddy aboot tae lassoo the Haggis whilst in its bagpippean skirl of distress.’
Translated:
cuddy: a horse.
‘Insane Highlander upon a cantering horse about to lasso a Haggis while it is in the throes of its bagpippean piercing call of distress.’
Haggis recipe:
Turn the skin, beak, legs and pistle into bagpipes. Stuff the remainder into a sheep’s stomach with an excess of spices and boil until sterilised. Serve with mashed turnip and plenty of fresh ground black pepper.
