Unending attempts at telephone sales try the patience of a clown.

Scottish Word: Hee haw inaw.

Tags: call, centre, clown, ned, phone, selling

Hee haw Inaw – ah’m jist daein a job here all polite an all like. There’s nae need tae tak the mick. Goodby. Translate: hee haw inaw: sarcastic response indicating that something was anything but funny … Continue reading Hee haw inaw. →

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A dancing fool loves his quivering red nose.

Scottish Word: Gype.

Tags: clown, dance, dancing, harlequin, nose, red

“Nithin like raisin siller fur guid causes tae mak him a seilfu gype.” Translate: gype: fool, idiot. “Nothing like raising money for good causes to make him a happy idiot.” Donate at the Red Nose Day … Continue reading Gype. →

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