Get yer carcass in here gleg like so we dinni skaith the lawn here totally.
Are you the ingineer tae fix this vessel so we can gang aboot this mawin backwarts?
Can you can turn this maw madness roond so we can at least dry the girse afore cutting rather than scowder it efter?
skaith: damage, hurt, harm.
Get your body in here quick like so we do not damage the lawn here totally.
Are you the engineer to fix this vessel so we can go about this mowing backwards?
Can you can turn this mow madness round so we can at least dry the grass before cutting rather than scorch it after?