“Am I getting this right? Yiv bin telt – by Perth Ice Rink – tae sell aff aw they bools for next tae nothing cause they canni be made tae row in a dead straucht line frae stairt tae finish?”

Translated:

row: roll.

“Am I getting this right? You have been told – by Perth Ice Rink – to sell off all these bowls for next to nothing because they cannot be made to roll in a dead straight line from start to finish?”

[row spelled out in the phonetic alphabet.]