Noo you’ll notice hoo ma muckle mou is kept clear o this breathin apparatus which intubates me via ma neb.

Tae be clear this’s been designed that wye tae keep mha mou free tae gobble up morsels like yersel.

Hoo-ever as it’s Scottish ingineerin that provided the kit and designed ahn built it ahm gonna let ye go.

Noo – if I find oot yir a sassenach guisin I’ll bile yer heid – but only efter I …

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mou, moo: mouth

Now you will have noticed how my big mouth is kept clear of this breathing apparatus which intubates me via my nose.

To be clear this thing has been designed that way so as to keep my mouth free to gobble up morsels such as yourself.

However as it is Scottish engineering that provided the kit and designed and built it I am going to let you go.

Nooow – if I find out that you a non Scot disguised in fancy dress I’ll boil your head – but only after I…

ˈmu
The Scottish Word: mou with its definition and its meaning illustrated and captioned with the word used in context in the Scots language and in English.