Funamental scientists and water and gunpowder and mistaken understanding of mass, friction and acceleration.
The Scottish Word:

Smeddum.

“This battart’s so fu o smeddum we’ll crack the Canoe World Water Speed Record for sure.”

Translated:

smeddum: spirit, energy; strength and essence.

“This small cannon is so full of power we’ll crack the Canoe World Water Speed Record for sure.”

[smeddum spelled out in the phonetic alphabet.]

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