The Scotland World Cup football commentator in the high commentary box loses the plot as Blooter McNochty misses a crucial penalty unseen below - meanwhile on a giant TV screen hanging in the background a Scottish football is seen hitting Trump hard on the face causing him to drop the Fifa peace prize on Infantino's hand whereupon Infantino drops from his crushed fingers all the crypto coins he had gained. The crowd cheers. The fox chiron along the bottom of the TV scrolls: 'football assassination attempt'.
The Scottish Word:

Heiched.

Aaargh! It’s a miss! Blooter McNochty’s heiched the ba! The goalie dived low but the ba’s oot the park!

Ah nivir thocht I’d live tae see Blooter McNochty miss a penalty. He’s a boy that nivir misses.

He’s the star that cuid hae got us tae the final in the World Cup! Noo we’re oot!

But the Tartan armies’ cheerin ye can hear them cheerin! Whit’s a dae!?

Translate:

Heiched: lofted, thrown or kicked with a high trajectory.

Aaargh! It’s a miss! Blooter McNochty’s lofted the ball! The goalkeeper dived low but the ball’s out of sight!

Ah never thought I’d live to see Blooter McNochty miss a penalty. He’s a boy that never misses.

He’s the star that could have got us to the final in the World Cup! But now we’re out!

But the Scottish fans are cheering you can hear them cheering! What’s happened!?

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The Scottish Word: heiched with its definition and its meaning illustrated and captioned with the word used in context in the Scots language and in English.

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