“Reid haired an ferntickled tae boot, noo I have tae ask ye oot, cos thons a sign o class an beauty, an tae romance ye surely is my duty.”


ferntickle: freckle.

“Red haired and, in addition, freckled – great, I now must ask you for a date, because those are signs of class and beauty, to romance you surely is my duty.”

[ferntickle spelled out in the phonetic alphabet.]