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Bajin: “What is the meaning of this outrage? –Bursting into my office….” Head Lyncher: “Cut the cackle Bajin! You slugged Tuffy O'Toole an stole wur pool coupons an yore time shore has came – get the rope Buck.” Domino player01: "Chappin."

Bajin: "But you can't do this to me! I demand the protection of the law….” Head Lyncher: “Outside, Rank - an less o the back chat. Yore a bad hombre an we're a-goin to lynch ya.”

[Meanwhile in the office of Lobey Dosser….]
Lobey: “🎵Oh I'm sittin in me saddle and a-aimin to a-paddle me canyoo-hoo 🎶 down the canyon in the moonlight.🎵"” Cowboy: “Come quick, Lobey! They're a-goin to lynch Rank Bajin!"

Lobey: “Personally I'm all in favour of it… but even that ornerry varmint is entitled to the protection o the law … Let's go Mac….”

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Bajin: “Please don't lynch me! I'm just a poor ol crook with a wife an four kids – here let me show you their photo” Head Lyncher: “This tree'll do boys….” Crowd: "Let's see his photo first…."

Bajin: "Here it is men - sob - my poor wife an kids - sniff - does that not touch your stoney hearts?"

Crowd: "No!"

Head Lyncher: "But hark – Who approacheth?" Lyncher Man01: "It's the sheriff!" Bajin: >>Ray of hope<<

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[In the Calton Creek Saloon..] Cow-boy01: “Two small glesses o lemonade, please … seein as how there's a lot o wee boys readin this strip….” Barman: “Here's Lobey!”

Lobey: "Bajin's escaped boys! … pech … took the hale side oot o ma jile an beat it tae the hills … gasp … I want a posse to help me chase him …" Cow-boys: "I'll go Lobey!" "Me too!" "Count me in!" Lobey: "Okay! Let's get crackin!" Cow-boy01: "Bravo!"

[5 minutes later Lobey & his posse stream out of Calton Creek and head for the arid wastes of the badlands…]
G.I. Bride: "Ony o youse blokes goin the length o Pertick?"

Lobey: "Been gallopin for a couple o days noo an nary a sign o the skulkin coyote!" Posse No 01: "Look over there Lobey! Injun smoke signals … I can read em."

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Lobey: “Sorry tae trouble ye, Chief, but hiv ye seen a bad lookin character wearin a black hood pass this way?” Chief Toffy Teeth: “No, Paleface.” ← this is a fib.

Chief Toffy Teeth.: "But come to my tepee and smoke a peace pipe, if you have any wee dowts…." Lobey: "Okay Chief!"

[Meanwhile, from a wigwam at another part of the camp…."]
Bajin: "Curses! Lobey Dosser and his posse! I must flee – but wait! I have a better idea and my friend Toffee Teeth will help me with my nefarious plan!" 🎶Ha Ha Ha Ha 🎶 ← Fiendish laughter.r.

[See that! Just as I told you yesterday! This Toffee Teeth geyser is in cahoots with Rank Bajin, & their partnership bodes no good for Lobey. Things is bad….]

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[In Chief Toffee Teeth's tepee….]
Lobey: “Well thanks for the peace pipe, chief!” Chief Toffee Teeth: “Palefaces must wait to dinner. Mean-time I shall show palefaces the camp….”

] Lobey: "Of what tribe are ye Chief?" Chief Toffee Teeth: “Pawnee tribe.” Sick Rattle Snake: “Clang, Clang, Fizz…”

Chief Toffee Teeth: “Ten! Hot! Hurry! Go!” Squaw: “Right ye are!”

] Possey member No 1: "That sqaw the Chief sent out for the fish suppers wore a kilt - who would she be?" Missionary01: “Probably Pawnee Mary O Argyll!” Missionary02: “Mighty fine!”

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[Far out in the desert….]
Elfie: “Wish I could find Lobey– I've been looking for days now… What's that!”

Elfie: “A band of Toffee Teeth's indians homeward bound! I must do something quickly to avoid capture! >>Idea!<<.” [Elfie sticks head in sand.]

Hawkeye: "First time I ever saw an Arizona ostrich Thundercloud!" Thundercloud: "Me too Hawkeye - but we have no time to dally upon studying strange fauna, so let us press on regardless."

Elfie: "Saved!"

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[In the grey light of dawn, Toffee Teeth's ferocious braves lined up in battle formation outside Calton Creek–The whole six of them…. >shortage of space prohibits the inclusion of more<]
The Braves: “How!” “How!” “How!” “How!” “How!” “How!” Paint Tin: 'WAR PAINT Quick drying.'

Wifie01: “Hullo Mr's Thomson - thought ye'd hae been awa at Murrayfield the day….” Wifie02: “No me, naw - I'd raither be scalped by Toffee Teeth than spen' a day in Edinbury….”

Wifie01: –ziiing– “Ma guid twelve-an-a-tanner bunnet!” Wifie02: “AN ARRY!”

Wifie02: “Run for yir lives! THE INDIANS HIV ROSE!” Voices Off: “Help!” "Mither!" "Bravo!"

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