Transcript.
[A shack forming the backdrop and featuring a door with a sign that says 'RANK BAJIN VILLAIN. Distance no object.
On the wall around the door are posters adverising saying such as 'SELLING OFF!' - 'DOZENS of BARGAINS!' - 'Vampire Bats (box of six) 50¢)' - 'Counterfeit Currency Great Variety' - 'Loaded Dice 40¢ a Doz.' - 'Half Set of Assorted Skulls with cream jug and sugar bowl.' - 'Bear Trap $10 : with Bear 10¢.' - 'Terms Arranged.' - 'Miscellanious snakes in a paper bag - $2 Bag First Come First Served.' - 'Mummy Complete $42 would suit daddy.' - 'Owl.' - 'Marked Decks.' - 'Cobwebs 10¢ a Sack.' - 'JUST ARRIVED - Cage of ten genuine home fed tarantulas (wolf spiders) … Amusing Pets $1 for quick sale, cage door faulty.' - 'GUNS! GUNS! GUNS! Smith and Wesson Police 38 Colt Frontier 45 etc. etc. etc. list on request.' - 'Antique stuffed ghoul $35 would make attractive umbrella stand or chaise longe.' - 'Hyena Fur Coat with hat to match - $12 or would exchange for harmonium.' - 'Sack of carion for vulture fanciers.'
The last poster is for '3 Dozen large Cannibal Rats' but another has been pasted on top that says 'ONE ONLY extra large specimen - cheap.' There is also a hole in the wall with Bats Only painted next to it.

Rank Bajin is busy in the foreground writing on another sheet of board from a tin labelled poster paint.

Lobey Dosser and his Possey can be seen galloping up in the background.]

Transcript.
Miss Nuff: “Hooray Hooray, Do I jalouse there's somethin' I can do for youse?” Lobey: “Hullo, Miss Nuff! Flee in that wee hole an' open the door fae the inside like a guid wee ferry.”

Miss Nuff: “A key to the door of Mr Bajin - I'd gladly give it if I hajin - but thro' that hole I'll smartly glide - an' folly oot yir plan inside." Lobey: “Ta…”

[Two ticks later….] Miss Nuff: “The door is open! Aint that smashin'? Won't Mr Bajin's teeth be gnashin'?” Lobey: “Thanks a lot hen! – An' you get back tae yir ain strip, sonny afore ye get hurtit….?” [last comment addressed to a wee teddy bear character in spotted dungaress.]

Lobey: “Staun back! As the intepid Sheriff o' this burg I'll go in first…" The Possey:: “Good old Lobey!" Miss Nuff: “Now off I go - I'll fly afar an' get mysel a cup o' char."