The strength of a Goblin training on a home made training bike to fly a man made pedal powered flying machine.

Scottish Word: Shank.

Tags: cycle, exercise, fitness, golem, hat, inventor, sweat, wings

“Ah’ve the brak fu oan Boss – gi it laldi. Ye’ll need tae brak a sweat tae get shanks o iron so ye can mak yon furlie flee.” Translate: shank: leg. “I have the brake applied … Continue reading Shank. →

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Isaac Asimov and Terry Pratchett working to get a Golem under control.

Scottish Word: Tirraneese.

Tags: alligator, beard, brain, cabinet, crocodile, glasses, golem, kiln, owl, paint, paintbrush, pot, pots, pratchet, red, skull, study, workshop

“Right. Are ye sure yer Chems for golems are perfect this time Asimov? I’m no wantin this thing gi’in me oni mair o this bane heidit by the letter tirraneese it gets up tae. It pented … Continue reading Tirraneese. →